Chief Elder of Super Fun, Warm And Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church.
Welcome to Super Fun, Warm and Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church!
Are you “unchurched”? Well then, you need to bring your unchurched self right
on down to Super Fun, Warm And Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church’s Super Duper Fabulous Fun
Friend Day. We have instructed our people here at Super Fun, Warm And Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church to act friendly, and to shake your hand, and to pretend like we really care about your soul. We’ve held classes to instruct our people to act like they really want you here at Super Fun, Warm And Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church during our Super Duper Fabulous Fun Friend Day. Hell, we’ll even give you a free t-shirt just for coming. (Well it’s not really free, we charged our members enough money to cover the price of these gimmick shirts to bribe you into coming to Super Duper Fabulous Fun Friend Day here at Super Fun, Warm And Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church.
We are real spiritual folk here at Super Fun, Warm And Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church. The Lord meets with us here every time the doors are open. This building made by human hands is God’s house, you know. That being said, you won’t be expected to pay the first couple of times you come to Super Fun, Warm And Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church. No we will allow you come free for a few times while we get important information about you like your name and phone number, so we can worry the mess out of you for the next 6 months with phone calls and personal visits, inviting you back to Super Fun, Warm And Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church.
However, if you would like to become a supporting member (that is a financial supporting member of the Super Fun, Warm And Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church, you will be required to take our class for new financial contributors, where we will tell you how you are allowed to think, what you are allowed to believe, and how much this is all gonna cost you.
We hope to see you there. And don’t forget neighbor: We loooooooovvvvveeeeeee YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Yours truly,
Reverend, doctor,bishop, brother F. Luker
Chief Elder of Super Fun, Warm And Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church.
