From the desk of the pastor/ reverend/ doctor/ bishop/ elder/ brother,
to Super Fun, Warm and Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church! This is the month for Thanksgiving.
So we here at Super Fun, Warm and Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church, would
like to thank all of our tithing members that give their tithes AND offerings
(don’t forget them offerings), to the professional clergy staff of Super Fun,
Warm and Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church.
The rest of y’all that don’t tithe, y’all probably would be more comfortable at
the little methodist church down the road!!!
I want to thank all of y’all that came out and shook hands and tried to round
up a few new prospective tithers at our annual Super Duper
Fabulous Fun Friend Day. We were able to gather the phone numbers and addresses
of about 25 people. We will now need volunteers to bother the crap out of these
people by visiting them at their homes every Saturday, and calling them during
supper every night until they become tithing members of our church, or, until they take out a restraining
order, whichever comes first.
As many of you know this is Thanksgiving month, so we are asking for volunteers
to bring in can foods for our annual Super Fun, Warm and Friendly, Good Time
Baptist Church’s Feed the Homeless And Starving Of Our Community Day. We will
be setting up table outside of the church near the highway, so that all the
passing motorists can see what a happy group of compassionate people we are
here at Super Fun, Warm and Friendly, Good Time Baptist Church, as we hand out
your food donations to the homeless bums that we all ignore every other day of
the year. Please stop sending messages to the church staff asking why we don’t
do this every day of the year. We know full well that homeless people are
hungry the other 364 days of the year, but please understand that we can get
our name in the local Newspaper if we do it on Thanksgiving, and image is all
that matters to us here at Super Fun, Warm and Friendly, Good Time Baptist
There will be no evening service of the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, so you
need to make sure to put your tithing checks, and offerings (don’t forget them
offerings) in the coffers this Sunday morning.
Reverend, doctor, bishop, elder, brother F. Luker
Chief Elder of Super Fun Warm and Friendly Good Time Baptist Church